[Game] The Hate Game

[Roachy]

So, this is a game of sheer brilliance I played on another forum. Quite controversial, no doubt about that. However, I'd like to see what  you guys manage to come up with.

The way the game is played is similar to Corrupt a Wish or What If, but you state what you hate and why you hate it. Then you say you like something then the person below you has to say they hate what you like and why and it goes on from there.


Person 1

I hate Valve, because they haven't released Half Life 3.

I like Bethesda.

Person 2


I hate Bethesda, because they kidnapped my family.

I like trains.

And so on.

Let me start this off.

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I hate getting in the shower before the water warms up, because my penis shrivels up.

I like taco bell.

[Safira]

I hate Taco Bell because there ain't no Taco Bell here.
I like the smell of blown-out birthday candles

[Emil]

I hate the smell of blown-out birthday candles because they once set my house on fire.
I love cycling.

[equal]

Blown-out candles set your house on fire? Damn.

I hate cycling unless it's a simulator on my computer.
I love traveling.

[Roachy]

I hate traveling, I adopted a kid in Thailand once.

I love ethnic minorities.

[James_Gaff]

I hate ethnic minorities, cause who wants to be different? AmIRight?

I love Monster energy.

[Roachy]

I hate Monster Energy, because it's mainstream and edgy as fuck. Also the original tastes like piss.

I love coding.

[dig]

I hate coding because I don't know how to.. ):

I love wacky waving inflatable arm waving tube men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v35tIBCw7RI

[Bowiii]

I hate wacky waving inflatable arm waving tube men because they slap me every time I try to give them a hug :(

I like hugs

[MacTavish]

I hate hugs because i have to touch someone when im doing them.

I like turtles.