03-23-2015, 03:05 PM
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War crimes.
Several war crimes.
Several war crimes.
Most stupid reasons you've been arrested for...
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03-23-2015, 03:05 PM
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War crimes.
Several war crimes.
03-24-2015, 07:20 PM
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Amazing stories, guys, I can't believe this isn't dead XD
03-25-2015, 10:02 AM
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(03-24-2015, 07:20 PM)Dr. Octagon Wrote: Amazing stories, guys, I can't believe this isn't dead XD Oh you wanted a story? Okay, I'll wrap it up in a greentext. >be me 24 year old general of a pmc called Blackwatch >evil corporation.zip >develop new bio weapon >get into wars with the wrong people >ministry of peace nuke HQ and detain key members >mfw i'm arrested for war crimes >leaving jail >open the door >men with guns >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
04-10-2015, 11:59 AM
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Doing a /me when someone was injured that I was doing CPR on them.... Got arrested cause?? Idk xD
04-10-2015, 12:35 PM
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not stupid but funny, ill do a greentext too
>shouting at cops >tazed by the police sergeant >get back up and say how im gonna kill his family sell them on ebay etc >get arrested >15 mins no guard >laurenz come along be like what be the reason >police sergeant is teleported >he said hes gonna kill my family sell them on ebay etc >im in my cell laughing my ass off >this guy just told the admin some stupid bullshit i made up >i get unarrested >winner.png
04-15-2015, 01:43 PM
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Being Jewish?
04-15-2015, 02:38 PM
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Being at the place of crime (even though I was the one who sent the request to get police over there.)
You'd think I only would be detained, but nope!
04-15-2015, 10:25 PM
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Asking an officer to move his vehicle out of the way can on the one side there was a crush and at the other he had left his vehicle, a rebel shouts ill stab you and he comes and arrests me saying im a threat to him -_-
04-15-2015, 11:41 PM
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Gather round comrades, Matrix's turn.
I once typed "/me takes an AWP from their backup **" near the president when he was walking around the city. I proceeded to get arrested for "trying to quickscope the president" and then later I was beat to death in prison by cops. It was all in good fun though.
04-15-2015, 11:53 PM
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(04-10-2015, 11:59 AM)Frozen Wrote: Doing a /me when someone was injured that I was doing CPR on them.... Got arrested cause?? Idk xD Semi-related, but once as a paramedic I tried roleplaying getting my equipment out and reviving someone, but by the time I'd done the /me for it all the person had bled out and died. Not my finest moment. |
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