06-12-2015, 03:28 PM
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Dear Sir/Madam,
The Weyland-Yutani Corporation would like to offer our services, we are specialists in space-age technology and have been monitoring any signs of extraterrestrial life for the past few months. If what you say is true, and we are about to be invaded then we would like to assist you in any way we can.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Kind Regards,
Alexander Heafy,
Weyland-Yutani Corp, Chief Executive Officer