If you had 10 minutes of frozen time, what would you do?

[Giant Pony]

I would see what it was like to kiss a female that isn't my mother. Maybe a guy too just to see what both are like and help me see what my sexual orientation is. Oh and steal some strippers. I would keep the strippers until i had a daughter, when my daughter is born i will throw singles on her and have the strippers raise her for 6 years. At this point my daughters future would be as a stripper, so i will never have to truly love or respect my daughter. Her name will be Fernando with an I instead of an o because I's are way sluttier.