05-22-2013, 04:57 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:02 AM by Fearless Community.
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Oh dear time to remember the old ones we used in the army.
You asked for it btw.
"I'm a Sagittarius. Half man, half horse... if you know what I mean".
"Do you want to see some puppies? No? Can I see yours?"
''Sit on my face and ill guess your weight.''
''Excuse me but did you know you knickers are coimng down?
What?
I decided!!''
''Girl your parents must be bricklayers because you have a nice foundation''
"stop crying woman, I'M the one with the mace in my eyes!"
Beckon said female with your forefinger, when she gets over to you just say, "I've made you cum with 1 finger imagine what I could do with the rest of my body"
I am in way liable for any assault or prison time, or unwanted prison love you may get as a result if you use these xD
You asked for it btw.
"I'm a Sagittarius. Half man, half horse... if you know what I mean".
"Do you want to see some puppies? No? Can I see yours?"
Spoiler: Potentially offensive
''Sit on my face and ill guess your weight.''
''Excuse me but did you know you knickers are coimng down?
What?
I decided!!''
''Girl your parents must be bricklayers because you have a nice foundation''
Spoiler: Potentially offensive
"stop crying woman, I'M the one with the mace in my eyes!"
Beckon said female with your forefinger, when she gets over to you just say, "I've made you cum with 1 finger imagine what I could do with the rest of my body"
I am in way liable for any assault or prison time, or unwanted prison love you may get as a result if you use these xD