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Pickup lines for the summer - Reefanis - 05-22-2013
Ladies and Ginalmen, I was once very chubby and I used to chug cheese quasadillas with extra jalapeño sauce from Taco Bell everyday. 3 months ago I was called fat and it did not make me happy so I changed my life. Took me 3 months and I finally got what I want, as a celebration, I am allowing you guys to type some pickup lines here and me and friends will say them to girls at water parks/six flags/malls/ and shit like that. I want some hilarious pickup lines.
RE: Pickup lines for the summer - wweee2345 - 05-22-2013
You: Hey babe, can I go down the Slip N' Slide?
Her: What Slip N' Slide?
You: The one in your pants
RE: Pickup lines for the summer - DoomDude1 - 05-22-2013
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
RE: Pickup lines for the summer - AmbientEcstasy - 05-22-2013
Excuse me mam my D**k just passed away, may I bury it in you A**?
RE: Pickup lines for the summer - Killjoy - 05-22-2013
Here's a pickup line for ya.
[Image: Ford+Launches+2009+Version+F+150+Pickup+...e1surl.jpg]
RE: Pickup lines for the summer - Niimo - 05-22-2013
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, do you want f*ck?
RE: Pickup lines for the summer - ChrilLe - 05-22-2013
Hey girl, wanna see my giraffe?
RE: Pickup lines for the summer - Skrippy - 05-22-2013
Later, im gonna do something to you that rhymes with Grape.
Then they assume it's rape, but it's not, it's tape them to a wall, and then rape!
RE: Pickup lines for the summer - Adman - 05-22-2013
I've skinned my knee pretty badly... you see... I've fallen for you.
If you were a bogey... I'd pick you first.
Did you just fart? Because you're blowing me away.
Do you find it hard to run barefoot? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
RE: Pickup lines for the summer - equal - 05-22-2013
You: Did you fall from heaven?
Her: No, why?
You: Because your face is fucked up.