Cygnus dies of Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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[DISCLAIMER]
I am posting this on the behalf of Cygnus as his forum account was wrongfully and by bureaucratic incompetence, banned.

[ MONOLOGUE ]
It took quite some time, but I’m announcing my leave from FearlessRP.
I know only a few of you give a shit, so I’ll make it short.

I started in 2013-2014 when I only barely knew English,
and I remember the first kill I ever got was shooting a random Police Officer
with a Desert Eagle on the steps of the Nexus.
I never got punished for it, because the admins were inactive as shit, so nothing changed in that spec.
Being the stupid child, I was I decided switching accounts would be a better solution to my addon problem,
other than just unsubscribing. This eventually left me with a permanent, and once appealed 6-month long ban.
Shortly after my unban, I eventually advertised some shitty app, not even maliciously, I just liked the app
and -- caught another permanent ban I'd have to defend myself from, fair game.

I had played a bit previously, but I only really got into playing the gamemode once I saw my cousin playing it.
I spent my first year or so engaging in PassiveRPs.
I eventually took a year break as the gamemode got dull.

By 2016, I’d meet a Bri'ish child who went by Shibe.

I quickly grew primarily interested in AggressiveRP, whilst he seemed to be mainly interested in Passive.
We spent our times building shopfronts to sell products & secretly print in the back
if the operation was not supposed to be legitimate.

By 2018, I decided to join a clan named Thieves Guild and befriended the members.
Within not long I was a major player amongst the Thieves and we even managed
to almost atop the leaderboard every now and again on virtue of our knowledge of the game.
We’d spent hours building bases perfectly tailored to where they’d be used and
in what situation they’d be implemented. 

However, the success of the Thieves Guild was short lived,
as once one of leaders was banned, he and the others decided to quit the gamemode.
This left me, Shibe & a few others alone in the clan. We eventually quit the clan.

I spent most of 2018 trying to edit videos & dealing with exams, it was in this
time period that me and Shibe decided to make a semi-passive rp under the guise of being
news anchors & camera men simply recording what they were seeing. We named it EvoFeed
to parody BuzzFeed. Regrettably, I never quite honed in on the annoying editing style
and the videos ended up being primarily nostalgic, but cringy. It was during this I became
acquianted with one of Shibe's friends, namely, FishTreeDogWorm. We would eventually create
the Right-wing Politics Gang, parodying the views of Ben Shapiro, Milo Yiannopoulos and Alex Jones.
The joke wasn't really that funny but raiding the Nexus whilst screaming "they're turning the frogs gay!"
was an experience I'll never leave behind.

In 2019 me and Shibe got in a fight and stopped talking, leaving me to my own devices.
I played by myself and made a few videos on the server, most of which I haven't uploaded
and have recently lost the footage for. Me and Shibe would eventually become friends again,
leading to the creation of the Westside Street Gang. Our main roleplay was just to be obnoxious
gang members, which we continued being til the very end. We eventually ended up with a sizeable
roster of 12 of the coolest players ever.

With the Westside Street Gang, I once again began making videos, namely Westside 1 & 2, both being
additions containing the most toxic I could make them. It's interesting to note that these two
off-site videos were what let to my ban. Recording and editing these videos was my absolute peak.



Eventually in the month of June, I would release the Westside 2 video.
It was inflammatory, direct and contained me being a prick to random people.
Jessixa saw this as targeted harassment, and cried to her friends to get me unbanned.
It worked however. She even denied my PR and never specified why, just that I was apparently
a liar? The ban is entirely based off it/said he/said. 

[ THE HOMIES ]
I wanna give a shout to my best friends whilst playing:
Shibe,
FishTreeDogWorm,
Raxo, Kiro, Avalanche whatever the fuck,
My cousin (retard),
RescueForce,
Dae,
Xylyl,
Flof and finally,
Rims.

[ MEDIA ]
Below is a list of videos and eventually screenshots I've made or taken through the years,
some with their respective titles and meanings.

1. Westside
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDO8R75aC14
Meaning: The first Westside video I made when bored and posting publicly.
It is still my favorite video. It features Westside's raids et cetera.

2. Westside 2
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhyJMbJHFCc
Meaning: The second one I made because I felt one was warranted.
This one got me banned, as they believed it "crossed the line."
I've never been told why, or how. Just that it does.

3. Valley Intro
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s76y9UCEHIc
Meaning: Valley was a project me and Shibe were planning on creating,
however my ban led to it discontinuing.

4. What did you call Derrick?
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEtlM-LXBD8
Meaning: Clip from a 5 minute video I never uploaded, I just thought this part was particularily funny.

5. BamboozleTV
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jozi_VgIz-0
Meaning: BamboozleTV was a running joke of me and Shibe (and sometimes FishTreeDogWorm) pretending to be
misguided pranksters committing crime in their fruitless attempts at getting content. The BamboozleTV video
involved us climbing into random houses to record dumb segments without the houseowners' knowledge.

6. all day, boys
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeUhvu1oZmk
Meaning: oh what?

7. garrys mod epic funny moments lol fortnite
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48ZAFpMOILc
Meaning: One of the cringier titles, but a video that could be seen as a
precursor to the Westside videos in which I raid someone, die in a raid on myself,
and escape the police by flying out of my RV at high speed. (God bless the RV.)

8. clean
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXrKDLHfoNw
Meaning: Clean was another BamboozleTV video except with a random title.

9. EvoFeed - The Lost Footage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-QKZpTJlgE
Meaning: Me and my friend Shibe recorded a longer semi-serious segment on
the meteor event during a map switch, the video is poorly mixed & edited with my voice
being entirely muted for most of the video and editing style being surreal and abrupt.
Not a good video, but very descriptive of what was happening at the time.

Now it's time for the screenshots:
[Image: 3cMAjv6.png] - forgee cryin
[Image: BRTk8ve.png] - jessixa mad
[Image: 2PebXWX.png] - blacklists
[Image: vUZ5v9i.png] - forgee being bad
[Image: aPEkQJq.png] - cha cha real smooth redpanda

[ FINAL NOTE ]
Looking back at it, the jokes I made, the insults I constructed and people I hurt, it was disturbing.
I spent so much time in OOC shit-posting and provoking randoms just for my own entertainment.
I created a cascade of malicious verbal feces, being thrown blindly at anyone who used the chat.
After playing FearlessRP over the summer, I had to regain my filter that I had lost just from
being an absolute asshole to these random people who never hurt me, these people, these chatters
with feelings, lives and dreams to emulate, you're never gonna be a celebrity.
I regret absolutely none of it, it was the funniest shit I've ever done.

The fact that you people take this shitty game so seriously is very disturbing. I watch the roleplay
shit you guys do when I want a good cringe because it is so fucking stupid. No one who pretends to be
someone else ever goes anywhere in life.
And remember, make Richard Bones face of the tranny clan!

And shout out in specific to the Westside Street Gang, we were winning a losing fight brothers.
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