Awesome shit your other half has said to you
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02-12-2017, 01:50 AM (This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:05 AM by Fearless Community. Edit Reason: Fixed Encoding )
"Can you get me the apple cinnamon ones (talking about cereal).  I don't care if there's piss or anti-freeze in them."
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02-12-2017, 12:11 PM (This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:05 AM by Fearless Community. Edit Reason: Checked Encoding )
Her - "Where is the specific Ocean ?"
Me - "You mean the Pacific Ocean ?"
Her - "Pacific Ocean ? Your talking shit I've never heard of that it's the specific ocean"
Me - "Google it"

"Orcas are my favourite flower, either them or roses"

There's been far too many to name but those were by far the funniest ones.
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02-14-2017, 07:04 AM (This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:05 AM by Fearless Community. Edit Reason: Fixed Encoding )
"Jokhah is a loser" 
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02-14-2017, 02:39 PM (This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:05 AM by Fearless Community. Edit Reason: Checked Encoding )
Do the actors really die in movies?
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02-14-2017, 03:46 PM (This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:05 AM by Fearless Community. Edit Reason: Checked Encoding )
(02-14-2017, 02:39 PM)Sharpshooter Wrote: Do the actors really die in movies?
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(He has some mental problems)

Are you dating your best friend?
I thought that was a sin in Islam?
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02-14-2017, 04:17 PM (This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:05 AM by Fearless Community. Edit Reason: Checked Encoding )
Me: How old would you be if you were born 5 years ago
Her: 12

Been 2 Days and She still thinks its 12 Nervous
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02-14-2017, 04:39 PM (This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:05 AM by Fearless Community. Edit Reason: Checked Encoding )
(02-14-2017, 03:46 PM)Greed^ Wrote:
(02-14-2017, 02:39 PM)Sharpshooter Wrote: Do the actors really die in movies?
My best friend
(He has some mental problems)

Are you dating your best friend?
I thought that was a sin in Islam?

As I don't currently have a romantic interest,I posted about the person closest to me outside my family.
Also I'm not a muslim,I'm an atheist
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02-14-2017, 04:41 PM (This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:05 AM by Fearless Community. Edit Reason: Fixed Encoding )
(02-14-2017, 04:17 PM)Envy Wrote:
Me: How old would you be if you were born 5 years ago
Her: 12

Been 2 Days and She still thinks its 12 Nervous

Legit for 5 minutes I thought she said everything correctly, and ur the wrong one. 

Gosh
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02-14-2017, 05:48 PM (This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:05 AM by Fearless Community. Edit Reason: Fixed Encoding )
(02-14-2017, 04:41 PM)Borovichok Wrote:
(02-14-2017, 04:17 PM)Envy Wrote:
Me: How old would you be if you were born 5 years ago
Her: 12

Been 2 Days and She still thinks its 12 Nervous

Legit for 5 minutes I thought she said everything correctly, and ur the wrong one. 

Gosh

Lmao hahaha its a good one.
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