[Forum Game] Corrupt Wish

[Random]

granted, but its the revolution of allowing pineapple on pizza <3

I wish my parents would love me.

[[LT] Sparx]

Granted but you lose your home, family and job and have to live on the street because you can't afford a house with a high enough ceiling height, also you have to move to Wolverhampton, and it rains acid constantly so you end up going blind. Your wife calls and says she doesn't want your children to be exposed to the freak of nature that you are as it will give them nightmares so she has called for a restraining order. With nothing left to live for, you take the bullet from you great grandfather's shotgun and end it all.

I wish that Black Mirror s4 was released today rather than tomorrow.

(ALSO YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! casual plug go watch it guys it's brill)

[DreeBott]

Granted, but it would be shitty Quality and it would load for 1 hour before you can watch a Episode. (Wait is it actually coming out tomorrow? xD)

I wish i could have friends

[User 19014]

granted but they are all dead


i wish fl was more fun

[Archer]

Granted but you have to go to school 24 hours a day
I wish for pineapple pizza

[jhayw]

Granted but you may only look at it.

I wish exams weren't a concept, and there was no form of testing in schools.

[Marty]

Granted but you have to go to school 24 hours a day
I wish for pineapple pizza

Granted but you have to listen who lives in a pineapple under tree every day for ten hours.

I wish for socialist in which racism doesn’t exist.

[Archer]

Granted but everyone is sexist instead
I wish for Kurdish seperatism to end

[Wolven]

granted but your family go one way and you go the other.
I wish for frost to go to school

[Archer]

Granted but you are stuck in the same class with him
I wish to graduate school right now