From s.J. with love.
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Trolling andreas for an hour straight.

[FL:RP] Andreas: fuck my sister.
[FL] s.J.: She hot ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: Pluggin out the internet whiile its 97% done.
[FL:RP] Andreas: grr
[FL:RP] Andreas: WE GO GMODNOW
[FL:RP] Andreas: NOW
[FL:RP] Andreas: RIGHT NOW
[FL:RP] Andreas: thanks
[FL] s.J.: lol
[FL] s.J.: No.
[FL:RP] Andreas: WHY
[FL] s.J.: Is she hot ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: build server.
[FL:RP] Andreas: No
[FL:RP] Andreas: Its my sister idiot.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Im the only hottie in my family.
[FL] s.J.: I know you're an ugly motherfucker
[FL] s.J.: doesn't mean your sister is
[FL] s.J.: yso pics bro
[FL:RP] Andreas: thx
[FL:RP] Andreas: no
[FL:RP] Andreas: shut
[FL:RP] Andreas: Dude
[FL:RP] Andreas: She is 11.
[FL] s.J.: Pics bro
[FL:RP] Andreas: You are 15.
[FL] s.J.: 16 even
[FL:RP] Andreas: Quit that thinking.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Well
[FL:RP] Andreas: Im still more awesome.
[FL] s.J.: http://files.sharenator.com/pedobear_RE_...10-580.png
[FL:RP] Andreas: Fu
[FL:RP] Andreas: Pedo.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Tard
[FL] s.J.: She hot bro ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: Imma eat
[FL:RP] Andreas: No
[FL:RP] Andreas: Plus
[FL:RP] Andreas: FML
[FL] s.J.: Nah man
[FL] s.J.: I don't fuck your life
[FL:RP] Andreas: Some tards decided to rent our bikes while we swimmed :d
[FL:RP] Andreas: 3 bike sgone.
[FL] s.J.: so
[FL:RP] Andreas: gone.
[FL] s.J.: they got stolen ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: OFC
[FL:RP] Andreas: Rented.
[FL] s.J.: Oh
[FL] s.J.: Rented
[FL] s.J.: How much do you ask an hour ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: Nothing.
[FL:RP] Andreas: THey took it tard.
[FL:RP] Andreas: We walked around for 1 hour..
[FL:RP] Andreas: Fuck that
[FL:RP] Andreas: im afk
[FL:RP] Andreas: Eating <33.
[FL:RP] Andreas: The only plus.
[FL] s.J.: You rent your bike for free ?
[FL] s.J.: I don't get it
[FL:RP] Andreas: No
[FL:RP] Andreas: ITS STOLEN
[FL:RP] Andreas: TARD
[FL:RP] Andreas: By some idiots.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Brb
[FL] s.J.: Why are you saying you rented it then ?
[FL] s.J.: lol
[FL:RP] Andreas: Because
[FL:RP] Andreas: They are prob just gonna resell it.
[FL:RP] Andreas: tards.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Imma butfuck them afk
[FL] s.J.: Renting =/= reselling bro
[FL:RP] Andreas is now Away.
[FL:RP] Andreas is now Online.
[FL:RP] Andreas: They TOOK it.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Now
[FL:RP] Andreas: U better hurry up.
[FL:RP] Andreas: And
[FL] s.J.: Take it back then
[FL:RP] Andreas: If i could find it?
[FL:RP] Andreas: i would rape their ass.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Drop them into a flood.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Make them swim
[FL] s.J.: Then why aren't you finding it .
[FL] s.J.: ? *
[FL:RP] Andreas: Waste of time
[FL:RP] Andreas: I can buy a scooter in 3 months.
[FL] s.J.: So you let them rent your bike for free without asking it back ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: Dude
[FL:RP] Andreas: They stealed it
[FL:RP] Andreas: While we were in and swim.
[FL] s.J.: Stealed ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: Stole.
[FL] s.J.: What did they stole ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: My bike.
[FL:RP] Andreas: And my friends.
[FL:RP] Andreas: 3 bikes.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Idiots.
[FL] s.J.: But you urented ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: No
[FL:RP] Andreas: You dont get it.
[FL] s.J.: Isn't there like an insurancy policy against that ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: There is.
[FL:RP] Andreas: But
[FL:RP] Andreas: You could get on the train and come help me find it?
[FL] s.J.: So go ask your money back to the guy who you rented it from
[FL:RP] Andreas: Dude.
[FL:RP] Andreas: I bought it.
[FL:RP] Andreas: You dont get it..
[FL:RP] Andreas: Tard
[FL] s.J.: You bought a bike you rented ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: NO
[FL:RP] Andreas: I BOUGHT A BIKE 2 YEARS AGO.
[FL:RP] Andreas: WE went to the local pool.
[FL:RP] Andreas: What ever its called.
[FL:RP] Andreas: To hang out .
[FL:RP] Andreas: When we got out again they were gone.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Some tard stole them.
[FL:RP] Andreas: And now i cant find it.
[FL] s.J.: So who stole them then ?
[FL] s.J.: And what does that have to do with you being able to buy a motorcycle in 3 months ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: Im 16 soon.
[FL:RP] Andreas: So im able to begin the driver license.
[FL:RP] Andreas: In 3 months.
[FL:RP] Andreas: And imma buy a motercycle.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Motor.
[FL] s.J.: And what does that have to do with your bycicle that you rented and got stolen ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: I DIDNT RENT ID FORGET THAT.
[FL:RP] Andreas: I wont buy a new bike.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Since im able to buy a motorcycle in 3months.
[FL] s.J.: You didn't rent the bike ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: And i can use the bus for free.
[FL] s.J.: who rented it then ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: No
[FL:RP] Andreas: Noone.
[FL:RP] Andreas: tard
[FL:RP] Andreas: Forget the rented.
[FL:RP] Andreas: It was my own
[FL] s.J.: [FL:RP] Andreas: Some tards decided to rent our bikes while we swimmed :d
[FL:RP] Andreas: FORGET IT
[FL] s.J.: So those guys rented your bikes ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: Aka took it.
[FL] s.J.: Who's Aka ?
[FL] s.J.: Some chinese dude ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: idk
[FL:RP] Andreas: Some idiots.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Possible people from poland.
[FL:RP] Andreas: They steal everything they can..
[FL:RP] Andreas: Or just some lazy bumbs.
[FL] s.J.: So some polish dude named Aka ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: Who could not walk to their home.
[FL:RP] Andreas: NO
[FL] s.J.: Go find him then lol
[FL] s.J.: if oyu know who it is
[FL:RP] Andreas: Nah
[FL:RP] Andreas: I dont know
[FL:RP] Andreas: If i knew i would.
[FL] s.J.: You just said he's a polish dude called Aka
[FL:RP] Andreas: Possible polish.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Or a lazy bumb.
[FL] s.J.: Then just look for a Bum or a Polish dude named Aka ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: Nah
[FL] s.J.: Can't be alot of those guys.
[FL:RP] Andreas: There are alot of them.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Dude
[FL] s.J.: Alot of Aka's in Denmark ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: There lives around 60k in my city.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Its not a name tard.
[FL:RP] Andreas: sj
[FL:RP] Andreas: We go on a build server.
[FL:RP] Andreas: with storm
[FL] s.J.: [FL:RP] Andreas: Aka took it.
[FL] s.J.: Who's Aka bro ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: Idk
[FL:RP] Andreas: some unnamed cigarette.
[FL] s.J.: But you just said
[FL] s.J.: Aka took it
[FL] s.J.: so Aka
[FL] s.J.: is a guy called Aka
[FL] s.J.: Who's Aka ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: sj
[FL:RP] Andreas: You are mentally retarded.
[FL:RP] Andreas: Also
[FL] s.J.: No you are
[FL] s.J.: you go ranting about
[FL:RP] Andreas: No
[FL] s.J.: you rented a bike
[FL] s.J.: and some guy named Aka
[FL] s.J.: Rented ab ike
[FL] s.J.: you rented
[FL:RP] Andreas: NO
[FL:RP] Andreas: FORGET THAT RENT
[FL] s.J.: Because you have 3 months
[FL] s.J.: to buy a motorcycle
[FL:RP] Andreas: No
[FL:RP] Andreas: FORGET RENTED:
[FL:RP] Andreas: 3 *** stole our bikes.
[FL:RP] Andreas: And i wont buy a new one.
[FL] s.J.: 3 ***
[FL] s.J.: before it was 1 polish dude
[FL:RP] Andreas: Since i can buy a motorcycle soon.
[FL] s.J.: called Aka
[FL:RP] Andreas: Aka isnt a name
[FL:RP] Andreas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR_VhfxAnXU
[FL] s.J.: Why do you write it with a capital letter then ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: THATS STORM
[FL:RP] Andreas: idk
[FL:RP] Andreas: aka
[FL] s.J.: Aka is storm ? o.O
[FL] s.J.: Wtf are you saying man
[FL:RP] Andreas: AKA ISNT A ENGLISH WORD TARDO
[FL] s.J.: Yea so it's a name
[FL] s.J.: if it isn't an english word
[FL:RP] Andreas: No
[FL:RP] Andreas: I dont know if its a name.
[FL] s.J.: You don't know if what is a name ?
[FL] s.J.: Aka ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: No
[FL:RP] Andreas: Just shut
[FL:RP] Andreas: AND
[FL] s.J.: You should shape up your english bro
[FL:RP] Andreas: COME ON THIS SERVER I JOIN
[FL] s.J.: you're not understandable
[FL] s.J.: Server ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: I am.
[FL] s.J.: What Server ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: Build
[FL:RP] Andreas: Lets build a plane.
[FL:RP] Andreas: And have a dogfight
[FL:RP] Andreas: Me, you & storm.
[FL] s.J.: This server
[FL] s.J.: build ?
[FL] s.J.: What the fuck are you on about
[FL] s.J.: and I don't have a dog
[FL:RP] Andreas: Idiot.
[FL] s.J.: [Image: 9086096.jpg]
[FL:RP] Andreas: A buildserver
[FL:RP] Andreas: xD
[FL] s.J.: You're so easy to troll lol
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#2
TL;DR But i find this part funny

[FL] s.J.: What did they stole ?
[FL:RP] Andreas: My bike.
[FL:RP] Andreas: And my friends.

Apparently they stole his friends
#3
No need to read it all, just that I'm able to get him so mad and get him to bitch and cry on and on about the same dumb subject for an hour straight.
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#4
That Chat Need A Tard Counter on Andy And Shizz.
nice
#5
Thx boys! i know you love me. also sj Fuck you i wont quit my sniper from now on Tounge.

Good luck next time when we are on the field! Me vs you.
<3<3 I will never forget you grandfather 14.9.11 R.I.P<3<3

#6
[FL] s.J.: You bought a bike you rented ?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Omg Andreas, call the Whambulance. XD

Oh that made me lol so much. ;)
"Briggs."
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  • Marius
#7
Omg, I don't know how, but my neck hurts, and it hurts so much... I'm almost crying xD

God... I didn't laugh that much since Storm trolled me.

Oh, and at the end, is she hot?
I don't have a FL signature...
But look! I have BACON!

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#8
I lol'd. And started farting.
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  • Andreas
#9
Get a life s.J Sad
<3<3 I will never forget you grandfather 14.9.11 R.I.P<3<3

#10
(07-27-2011, 09:35 PM)Andreas Wrote: Get a life s.J Sad

Problem Andreas ?
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