Sad Thing Happen To Me.....
#11
Tell him he is f*cking kid and he wont get money from his parents and tell him u banned him from your server that you don't have. DONE.
#12
There are worse things than losing a rank in a Garry's Mod gamemode.
"We all do dumb things, that's what makes us human.”

- Hossan Ramzy
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  • Iraqi Eagle
#13
What you need to do is:

Firstly, you find where he lives... THEN you tell him where he lives. This will give him some time to run (it's more fun this way.) THEN you go to his house and see if he's still there. If he isn't there, go and track him down using any kind of device that detects power mad individuals. Once you have found him make sure you have some chloroform and follow him for a while. Once he is in a quiet place you strike. Cover his mouth and nose with a towel/flannel that has been soaked in the stuff, the chemicals will knock him out like a light. THEN you take him to the woods. whilst he is still sleeping, look for a cabin and take him inside. THEN tie him to a chair and wait for him to wake up. Once he has woken up you'll need a straw and a spoon. Firstly you tell him that he won't be leaving. THEN you grab onto his knee cap and twist it until it pops (do the same with the other knee cap.) THEN you get your spoon and pop one eye out (make sure all of the nerves are still intact so that he can still see.) Point his eye at his face and tell him that you're going to pop a hole in his lungs and suck the air out. THEN you get your spoon and slowly start digging (make sure that the hole is big enough to fit his eye through.) Tell him that he wont die from the digging because he has still got one lung to breathe though. Once you have finished digging, grab his eye and put it inside of his lung then stick a torch in after. Finally put your lips around the hole and start sucking (hopefully you can suck faster than he can breathe.) FINALLY grab his carcass and mail it to me P.O box...
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