[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish!

[yarrrs]

Ahhh this thread :3

Granted, but you die at a 40's highschool reunion before you see the coming week.

I wish I could do 50 pullups.

[Nuka]

Granted, but you pass out on the 2nd one and die from cracking your head on the concrete below you.

I wish i owned Fearless.

[Sommer]

Granted, but as soon as anybody asks the same, they will become the new owner of fearless

I wish i was on a boat.

[Niimo]

Granted, but you get kidnapped by pirates when you sail by the coast of somalia.

I wish I knew what the fox says.

[Rahiro]

Granted, but you have to watch one of the following videos - all of it.

Spoiler :

I wish I was force sensitive

[Ms. Mudpie]

Granted. You get force-choked.

I wish I could make things explode with my mind.

[Adman]

Granted, but in a fit of rage you blow yourself up.

I wish I could perform calculations involving trigonometric functions in my head.

[Tandy]

Granted, but your brain turn into mush because of all the information.

I wish i could
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn40gUUd5m0

[Niimo]

Granted , But everytime you do it you gain 10 pounds ( weight )

I wish I could fly.

[Pawsative]

Granted, But you can only fly two feet of the floor.

I wish Garry didn't break Gmod in every update.