[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish!

[daniel507]

Granted but you can't spend it

i wish FL had a Rolls Royce

[Enzyme]

Granted but you can't spend it

i wish FL had a Rolls Royce

Granted, but you recieved a permaban right before they were implemented.

I wish I would stop being sick.

[Dwip]

Granted, you stop being sick but only for 5 minutes.

I wish I had a dog named Bill.

[Disabled Angel]

Granted, you stop being sick but only for 5 minutes.

I wish I had a dog named Bill.

Granted, I shoot him in the face

I wish I had Enzyme's voice.

[Weecow]

Granted, you get an cow called Bill.

I wish i dont have to reinstall windows

[Freezak]

Granted, but then you get permanent bluescreen.

I wish i could be able to walk around with a pink dildo on my head without getting called 'strange'.

[Enzyme]

Granted, but you experience extreme pain everytime you strap that dildo on.

I wish we could have bacon comming out of the shower-head.

[Spartanjunior]

Granted but it's all greesy and ready to burn you,

I wish I had a bagel.

[Weecow]

Granted, instead they give you a donut.

I wish that the steam summer sale starts now

[Reefanis]

Granted but I masturbated with the bagel before you were able to eat it.
I wish that when I have sex that I can eat at the same time so my whole body will be filled with ecstasy.

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F*cking nipples. Weecow randomly raided me and stole my reply to spartan.

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Granted but as soon as it ends your computer is shut down because you downloaded too much kitty porn.
I wish that when I have sex that I can eat at the same time so my whole body will be filled with ecstasy.