[Forum Game] Corrupt Wish

[Archer]

Granted but its communist )))))))
I wish for coffee

[Weezy_]

Granted but a starbucks barrists would bother you 24/7

I wish that when I becone 18 I do not have to pay for anything

[Jeffrey]

Granted, but many companies may sue you for piracy.

I wish I owned Roblox.

[DreeBott]

Granted, but no one else would be playing it but you!

I wish i could have 6 Monitors

[Marty]

Granted, but they are all CRT Black & White and three are cracked.

I wish my uncle never played “find the sausage” with me when I was 4.

[S!RNARC]

Granted, but he'd play it with your mother instead

I wish I could pause time

[DreeBott]

Granted, but every time you pause time you have a 15% chance of getting stuck

I wish i could have unlimited money in every game there is

[Schnitzelburger]

Granted, but every time you pause time you have a 15% chance of getting stuck

I wish i could have unlimited money in every game there is

Granted but you cannot spend it

I wish i would have a hot girlfriend

[Falc]

Granted, but every time you pause time you have a 15% chance of getting stuck

I wish i could have unlimited money in every game there is

Granted but you cannot spend it

I wish i would have a hot girlfriend

Granted but she would fuck other guys

I wish I was I could sleep with Cheryl Cole

[Archer]

Granted but she kills you after it
I wish for a revolution