[Forum Game] Corrupt Wish

[dawson270500]

granted, but you have no control over bowel movements, basically yous shit yourself

i wish that people would stop acting weird around bill, it makes him anxious as f*ck then he doesn't shut up

[Prompt]

Granted, but Bill has suicidiAl thoughts.

I want to be a better programmer than TrashTag (good luck me)

[ELAD]

Granted, oh, there is no way I can deny this as trash is the worst coder in the world.
I wish to be all seeing

[Arkten]

Granted, but you would lose your eyes the first nanosecond you use it and they'd never return.

I wish, my preordered Nintendo Switch would already be delivered.

[Archer]

Granted but it doesn't work
I wish for algebra to vanish from Earth

[dawson270500]

granted but because of that it is impossible for computers to exist as they are entirely based on algebra
i wish that Stephen Hawking could do the robot

[Archer]

Granted but he dies
I wish my bed had not collapsed while I was sleeping,my back still hurts

[Schnitzelburger]

Granted but he dies
I wish my bed had not collapsed while I was sleeping,my back still hurts

Granted but you fell of your bed and your back would still hurt

I wish my Rainbow six siege would work and i could play it and i would have all my Items and Operators and It would work perfekt!

[DVN]

Granted, but everytime you play you have uncontrollable blood farts.

I wish I had the newest iPhone as mine is gonna break very soon.

[Reebs]

Granted, but you can't play games, watch movies, browse the internet, or anything but talk and text on it.

I wish my mother would stop being so lazy...