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10-22-2014, 09:26 PM
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Right so, this is serious. For a time now, I've discovered nut alike things in my bed after I've woken up. I have tried to figure it out what it is, but without any sucessses. I haven't tried eating them.. cuz god know what it is. I am really getting dumbfounded by it and I need your help to fucking figure it out. There's like 7-12 of them, usually together spread out in a little area. They look like a nut. The aren't perfectly round, like it looks like it's curving in in the middle. And when I split it, it's just white thing in it. No fluid, not any mealy material, just white solid shit!
What is it!? I've added a photo:
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10-22-2014, 09:29 PM
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Do you live with anyone?
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10-22-2014, 09:30 PM
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The Nut fairy placed them there Flood. You only get them when you read the Nuts magazine.
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10-22-2014, 09:30 PM
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My brother.. and my mom... but it's not like a nut i've ever seen and my brother is way too stupid to even come up with a prank. and my mom. well.
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10-22-2014, 09:32 PM
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A more fitting signature.Â
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10-22-2014, 09:32 PM
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I'm sure theres plenty of nuts on your bed daily, Flood.
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10-22-2014, 09:36 PM
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Basically Flood you have a squirrel infestation,
You best check your bed for rouge squirrel before you sleep else it'll get worse, and they'll breed.
On the upside, you can become king of the squirrels
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10-22-2014, 09:42 PM
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I don't see how this is bad flood, I thought you liked nuts.
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10-22-2014, 09:42 PM
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You sure that isn't an insect?
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10-22-2014, 09:46 PM
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looks like oat/corn
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