[Unofficial] Bones Appétit

[Divey]

Bones Appétit officially reopened tonight! We have a successful relaunch, bringing in world renowned food critics so that they can dish out exactly how good our cuisine truly is!

Citizens flocked to our doors, all wanting to see our very first v5p restaurant! However, only a select chosen few were allowed to be let in and see the beauty that lays within. Once inside, our guests were treated by a pre-selected three course meal, consisting of the finest ingredients, as well as finely aged alcohol and a traditional Hawaiian dance as entertainment.

For legal reasons, we do have to announce that there were three deaths at our establishment due to allergic reactions. This was caused by a mistranslation between our French chefs and our English speaking customers. Here at Bones Appétit, the only thing we have to comment is... natural selection.
 
Here are some photos our personal photographer managed to capture.