Mental Asylum

[Lifesence]

Job you are applying for: Mental Patient

Name: Boris Johnson

Backstory: After the tragic Brexit turnout which made the country remain in the EU, Boris was removed from power in a violent fashion. After trying to seek employment for months he finally found a job in a nursery in Grimsby. Unfortunately, the head-teacher was a remain supporter, this drove Boris off the edge and in a fit of pure rage decided to incinerate the nursery, killing 40 children and all the staff- he developed pseudobulbar affect which occurred secondary due to severe traumatic brain injury and severe delirium.

Boris became a danger to society as he was very influential due to the continuing support of his far-right fans and was kept under maximum security.

Thank you for your application, and for a hilarious read. I'm looking forward to see where you're going with this IC. Approved.