Pineapple goes on pizza

[Captain Barry]

This is an artistic and culinary movement. A pizzarevolution, if you would. If you choose to be hypocritical and say that pineapple does not belong on pizza, then how do you explain the tomatoes I ask. They are fruit, yet they have a savoury, slightly sweet acidic taste. Much the same as pineapple when it is cooked no? I guess you would not know, since it is very unlikely you have tried pineapple on pizza yourself. You judge the dish to be unworthy before you even try. Very closed minded if you ask me. You shall respect our decision to eat pineapple on pizza just as we respect your decision to not do so. But should you continue to abuse those who love to evolve and try new things, the pizza cutters will turn upon you. Those who do not think they need to evolve their culture and their pizza related desires should not be allowed to pass on their genes. Think wisely, for the pizza god is watching.

Yours Faithfully,
A pineapple on pizza eater