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04-24-2016, 01:52 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:04 AM by Fearless Community.
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One I heard some time ago:
During the Winter War, a Soviet regiment was walking in a forrest. Suddenly, someone yells from behind some bushes:
"One Finn can kill 10 Russians!".
Shocked, the leader of the regiment sends in his 10 best troops. Gunfire ensues and 3 minutes later, the same person yells
"One Finn can kill 100 Russians!"
The leader becomes angry that he just lost his 10 best men, and sends in 100 troops. And again, gunfire for a few minutes. Then the person yells
"One Finn can kill 1000 Russians!"
Furious, the leader sends in 1000 men to kill the man. And, like before, gunfire ensues. A few minutes later, it stops and one badly wounded Russian comes out from the bushes and says "We've been tricked! There's actually two of them!"
During the Winter War, a Soviet regiment was walking in a forrest. Suddenly, someone yells from behind some bushes:
"One Finn can kill 10 Russians!".
Shocked, the leader of the regiment sends in his 10 best troops. Gunfire ensues and 3 minutes later, the same person yells
"One Finn can kill 100 Russians!"
The leader becomes angry that he just lost his 10 best men, and sends in 100 troops. And again, gunfire for a few minutes. Then the person yells
"One Finn can kill 1000 Russians!"
Furious, the leader sends in 1000 men to kill the man. And, like before, gunfire ensues. A few minutes later, it stops and one badly wounded Russian comes out from the bushes and says "We've been tricked! There's actually two of them!"