09-16-2015, 06:00 PM
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(09-16-2015, 01:58 AM)Grub Wrote: Sounds odd, but I haven't broken any bones yet I've been through quite a bit..
Run over by a half ton pickup. Was being a badass with the door open, I rolled out, mother ran my thighs over.
Been hit by a minivan going 65 in a 45 on my bike. Suffered severe road rash.(bounced off the hood and fllllewww)
Crushed my finger between to blocks from a 35-40ton log splitter. (My finger is flattened yes)
Flung off my dirtbike rounding a turn. Rocks just dug into my chest
Run over by a dirtbike, up my left leg to my shoulder.
Fell off a roof
Had a piece of plywood fall from on top of a roof and landed on my toe (Father said DON'T STAND THERE, I was quite the dare devil)
Smashed my head on a rock ledge thingy (wood stove was elevated on a big stone) when I was jumped on by a dog that mauled me
Jumped off a 4 wheeler when it was going 30ish mph (don't ask)
Smashed my head from an accident in a jeep (side collision)
smashed my head on a steering wheel when I was playing with the shifter of an old chevy C30 parked on top off a high high hill
I know I'm forgetting stuff, but yeah...
Edit: I dunno, Ive cut down to the bone, but I don't think that counts.
nsfw http://imgur.com/a/s07s3
How the hell are you still alive?