The Sexiest Goatee Game.

[Leonidas]

One of my goals in life is to grow a beard.
Everyone but myself will hate it. But I will love it and nourish it and make it feel welcome. Sometimes i'll style it and sometimes i'll leave it alone.
i love you (future) beard.

I only fap to big fat ladies from circuses with beards. Maybe you'll have potentiale, you'll just need to live at McDonalds for a year or so. If you survive that, I bet you'll get reaally fat and maybe their food will make you grow a beard aswell.

Btw Nudel and Faustie, then there's guys like me which has to shave his stupid teenage beard every second day because otherwise I'll look like a freak and nope, I do not get a cool goatee.