Scottish Dialect Test

[Megsy]

Are you Scottish? I am.

You know you're a true Scot if you can properly pronounce Ecclefechan, Sauchiehall Street, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. 

You're used to 4 seasons in one day. You can fall about pissed without spilling your drink. You can make whole sentences just with swear words. 

You know Irn Bru is a hangover cure. You actually understand this message and you're gonna repost it.

Easy peasy. Can confirm, am Scottish.

[Weezy_]

I'm Scottish, I wear kilts, I'm a ginger, drunk af, my wife's too, I love Nessie, I'm the champion in Highland Games and I love to fight 

Gingers are Irish you donut

BuzzFeed says otherwise

[Marty]

I'm Scottish, I wear kilts, I'm a ginger, drunk af, my wife's too, I love Nessie, I'm the champion in Highland Games and I love to fight 

Gingers are Irish you donut

Both Irish and Scottish, a lot of Scottish are ginger. At least one gengus in every family.

Thanks to the Vikings for raping all the woman when they invaded.

Big Nordic bastards.

[Arch.B]

I only speak American

[Marty]

I only speak American

Bang bang, NRA, 2nd amendment, SPRING BREAK

Any other words in that vocabulary I missed ?

[god]

I'm Scottish, I wear kilts, I'm a ginger, drunk af, my wife's too, I love Nessie, I'm the champion in Highland Games and I love to fight 

Gingers are Irish you donut

BuzzFeed says otherwise

I am pretty sure wikipedia is more reliable that Buzzfeed, come on wezy

[Penguin.]

Lets see how a Scottish man does

You are Scottish? I am. You know you're a true Scot if you can properly pronounce Ecclefechan, Sauchiehall Street, St Enoch, Auchtermnuchty and Aufurfucsake. Your used to 4 seasons in one day. You can fall about drunk without spilling your drink. You can make a whole sentence just with swear words. You know irn bru as a hangover cure. You actually understand this message and your going to repost it.