[Forum Game] Corrupt Wish

[Weezy_]

GRANTED, but you instead become retarded.

I wish for unlimited rice pudding.

Granted but it would be locked away in a high-level security vault.

I wish I was born as a apache helicopter

[Jeffrey]

GRANTED, but you instead become retarded.

I wish for unlimited rice pudding.

Granted but it would be locked away in a high-level security vault.

I wish I was born as a apache helicopter

Granted, but you will not be able to fly.

I wish I was the best cop ever!

[DreeBott]

Granted, but there is a 5% chance of you getting stuck in time and space every time you time travel!

I wish i could have the power to teleport everywhere in real life

[Lewwings]

GRANTED, however you will gradually become a statue more and more you do this.

I wish for an 8 year Trump presidency.

[dawson270500]

not granted, i dont care the point of this thread just no

I wish I didn't need glasses

[Lewwings]

not granted either...... jk

GRANTED, but you become deaf and require a hearing aid.

I wish I didn't fuck up in my exams.

[dawson270500]

Tbh that would probably be easier, I lose my glasses whenever I take them off, while that i can't

Granted but you fuck up everything else

I wish that my cat wasn't stupid

[Random]

Granted. Your cat is dead instead.

I wish there was more snow.

[Archer]

Granted but you have to eat it all
I wish it was colder

[Panda]

Granted but you die because you are too cold

I wish it was warmer