[Forum Game] Corrupt Wish

[dawson270500]

Granted but its on your head

I wish that UKIP didn't exist(they are very annoying around where I live people walking around chanting it close to elections for gods sake)

[Archer]

Granted but a jihadist party exists instead and you're its leader
I wish I did not get nosebleeds so much,they're really annoying
OT in OT:I just woke up because of a nosebleed

[Random]

Granted, but you will often bleed from your ears.

I wish Coffee would stop asking for me to buy him donator status

[Coffee]

Granted, but you actually end up buying it for him.

I wish I could have a lifetime supply of coffee.

[Panda]

Granted, but the delivery guys messed up and you have tea instead.

I wish that I had $100 million in game money, that is legit and is all for myself.

[dawson270500]

granted but you can only buy trabants with it

I wish that my glasses didn't make my nose itch so much

[Archer]

Granted but you have to stick is in your eyes
I wish people would join my roleplays

[NJperry]

Granted but they are only their to obtain RP points and have no interest in befriending you.

I wish I could have 3 wishes.

[Archer]

Not granted,be happy you got one
I wish people wouldn't hate me

[ELAD]

Granted, but everyone loves you to the extreme, following you everywhere, stealing your stuff and screaming because they have something of yours