[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish!
Granted, but they would capture you and torture you instead.

I wish I could have sex with anyone I wanted instantly.
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(02-27-2014, 03:22 PM)Midget Wrote: Granted, but they would capture you and torture you instead.

I wish I could have sex with anyone I wanted instantly.

Granted, but you get aids,

I wish I had X-ray Vision.
Granted, but it only works on your mom.

I wish I had the power to turn myself invisible.
Granted, but your privat part will not go invisible.

I wish I had the power to transform myself into an eagle.
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Granted, but you're on my dinner plate this evening.
I wish GTA 5 came out on PC already.
user title was put to "one of the elders" by default, and holy shit does that sound extreme
Granted but it will be optimised as badly as SR2 was for PC.

I wish that could change genders at will
(02-27-2014, 04:41 PM)The_Ghandi_Floss Wrote: Granted but it will be optimised as badly as SR2 was for PC.

I wish that could change genders at will

Granted, but you will have small tits, and a smelly vagina.

I wish I had super speed.
Granted, but you will crash into everything and die a horrible death.
I wish old people didn't stare trough your soul every time you walk by one of their houses.
user title was put to "one of the elders" by default, and holy shit does that sound extreme
Fine but they'll stare at your genitals instead...

I wish that I had a pet rock called Jimmy
Granted, But when you launch him he will Explode!


I wish I could stay forever on Fearless.


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