Yo my slime - Printable Version

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Yo my slime - Ducktard - 08-05-2020

I know you really don't know mandem like that, but I was like I was wondering if like, I could purchase something still fam. Just a bit of grub my drillar. I wanna know what your prices are saying cuz I'm tryna blem a zoot up with my boydem and gyaldem g, like you feel me? So get back to me cuz I know like you're the top dog around here. I wanna purchase the food from you bruce, nobody else. So peace out dawg, roll safe and get back to me on a quick ting brodem

RE: Yo my slime - Forgee - 08-05-2020

Take a look at what happened!

RE: Yo my slime - Luna - 08-05-2020

I'm fine
Pour it out, put it in the bin
Hello?
Pick it up, pour it out and put it in the bin please
No, I'm not willing to do that
You're not willing to do that?
I've paid for that alcohol so why should I pour it in the bin?
What's your name please?
Hey what's the craic 'ere? I've done nothin' wrong so why..
You got alcohol in the stre- You got alcohol in the street, you've got an open bottle in the street, you shouldn't have it
Oh that's a serious mega crime innit
Right now it is yeah
A major crime, you know what I mean?
Well, if you play cards right all you need to do is give me your name
I'm not being funny mate but what the fuck you pulling me
Right swear once more and you'll be arrested
I wont swear again
Don't swear again
I'm sorry
Now pick up your litter please
I'm sorry baldy
You can call me baldy all you like, don't bother me
I didn't call you baldy, baldy
What's your name please?
Mister. Helabashuminelelelelelleammenakillemeshnesses
Give me your name and address or I'll arrest ya-name an address now or I'll arrest ya
Right my name is Kalamunshum
You're under arrest
For what?
You swore at me I warned you, now you wont give me your name and address
Arrested for what?
Because you swore at me. Now you wont give me your name and address, that means I can arrest you.
I'm under arrest?
Yep
You got this on camera sir? I'm good. I'm under arrest for what?
In ye get
I'm under arrest because I didn't give you my name?
Uhh, partially
Excuse me?
(After making the arrest the officers noticed something strange)
(Laughter)
(Luckily, spending a night in the phone box isn't an arrestable offence)
(In the van, the joker still hasn't learned his lesson and continues to give the officers grief)
Sorry if I offended you because you've got no hair. It's not my fault if you've got no hair is it? The man is baldy! It's not my fault if he's a baldy. Look at him! He's got no hair as well! He bics his hair because he's
bald!
Ahahaha
Walk down please
Walk down nicely you know, like a good citizen
Good chap
And make your way towards the door please
I don't want to be on fucking telly. The police officers arrested me for nothing!
Get down please
Absolutely no reason for not giving you my name, see what I mean. Police brutality! AAAAAAA OHHHH NOOOO PLEASE NO AHHHHHHHHHHH. See what I'm saying mate. Ahahaha. Makes good TV innit. AHAHAHAH
(After a night in the cells the joker refused a fine for being drunk and disorderly. The matter will now have to go to court)