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RE: Pickup lines for the summer - Verzyn - 05-22-2013
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RE: Pickup lines for the summer - Eisenhorn - 05-22-2013
Oh dear time to remember the old ones we used in the army.
You asked for it btw.
"I'm a Sagittarius. Half man, half horse... if you know what I mean".
"Do you want to see some puppies? No? Can I see yours?"
Spoiler: Potentially offensive
''Sit on my face and ill guess your weight.''
''Excuse me but did you know you knickers are coimng down?
What?
I decided!!''
''Girl your parents must be bricklayers because you have a nice foundation''
Spoiler: Potentially offensive
"stop crying woman, I'M the one with the mace in my eyes!"
Beckon said female with your forefinger, when she gets over to you just say, "I've made you cum with 1 finger imagine what I could do with the rest of my body"
I am in way liable for any assault or prison time, or unwanted prison love you may get as a result if you use these xD
RE: Pickup lines for the summer - D0ctor - 05-22-2013
hey girl nice outfit shame it'l be all screwed up at the end of my bed in the mornin
RE: Pickup lines for the summer - LoneWolf - 05-23-2013
Roses are red, violets are black,
Why the is your chest as flat as my back?
Hey girl, are you from outer space, cause' your ass is out of this world.