The Shitpost Manifesto

[Emil]

User has been warned for this post. Reason: Spam

A spectre is haunting Fearless – the spectre of shitposts. All the powers of old Fearless have
entered into a holy staff-team to exorcise this spectre: Soulripper and Avgar, Jonas and MrTrashTag,
Moderators and Super-Admins.
Where is the subforum in opposition that has not been decried as shitposters by its opponents in
power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of shitposting,
against the more advanced opposition subforum, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I. Shitposting is already acknowledged by all Fearless admins to be itself a
power.
II. It is high time that shitposters should openly, in the face of the whole world,
publish their threads, their crap, their replies, and meet this nursery tale of the
Spectre of Shitposting with a manifesto of the subforum itself.
To this end, shitposters of various nationalities have assembled in Off-topic and sketched the
following manifesto, to be published in the English language.

[Zapp]

#revivetheshitposts

[Greed^]

Cool -

[TJ Howard]

Suggestion: Add shitposting section to forums +support

[Emil]

User has been warned for this post. Reason: Spam

I. Staff and Shitposters*

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of shitpost struggles.
Minges and players, roleplayers and aggressiveRP'ers, admin and player, clan-leader and neutrals, in a
word, banning and banned, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an
uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary
reconstitution of off-topic at large, or in the common ruin of the contending shitposters.
In the earlier epochs of FL history, we find almost everywhere a complicated arrangement of the forums
into various orders, a manifold gradation of social rank. In ancient CityRP we have roleplayers,
asslickers, noobs, minges; in the Middle Age of FL, feudal moderators, teachers, clan-leaders, neutrals,
developers, players; in almost all of these classes, again, subordinate gradations.
The modern Fearless society that has sprouted from the ruins of feudal off-topic has not done
away with class antagonisms. It has but established new classes, new conditions of oppression,
new forms of struggle in place of the old ones.

[Jan]

Shitpost indeed, closed and user warned.

[DarkN00b]

Moved to archive