Who is Pear?

Emil

Pear.

We often hear this name.
But who is this guy really?
That is what I will show you today, dear community

This is Pears Steam-profile:

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But as we look closer, we discover something...

This is his profile picture:

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A pear... But then look at his name!

Could it be a pure coincidence that both his profile-picture AND his name is related to
THE SAME
DAMN
FRUIT?

But we need to go deeper. This is a zoomed-in picture of the pear itself.

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Nothing peculiar - we need to go even further. One last zoom reveals something... Something truly terrifying and mysterious...

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Could it truly be that, after all this time, Pear has, in fact, always been AN APPLE?

Think about it - "A pear a day keeps the deer away" isn't as useful as the usual phrase, although it sure as hell sounds cool.

I think we may need a deeper explanation from the pearson itself...