The Shitpost Manifesto

[Emil]

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A spectre is haunting Fearless – the spectre of shitposts. All the powers of old Fearless have
entered into a holy staff-team to exorcise this spectre: Soulripper and Avgar, Jonas and MrTrashTag,
Moderators and Super-Admins.
Where is the subforum in opposition that has not been decried as shitposters by its opponents in
power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of shitposting,
against the more advanced opposition subforum, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I. Shitposting is already acknowledged by all Fearless admins to be itself a
power.
II. It is high time that shitposters should openly, in the face of the whole world,
publish their threads, their crap, their replies, and meet this nursery tale of the
Spectre of Shitposting with a manifesto of the subforum itself.
To this end, shitposters of various nationalities have assembled in Off-topic and sketched the
following manifesto, to be published in the English language.