MAKE DANMARK GREAT AGAIN

Emil

(06-26-2016, 11:17 AM)Spear Wrote: Denmark is a piece of cake. I can probably eat that country by myself. They lost against Sweden in the war and now they think they own Sweden? Go ahead and try to grab the other countries. Denmark is like a small simple fart, irritating, disgusting but easy to avoid. They should update their system. Denmark is outdated. Go play with your Lego!

Just leave me your beer and it will all be fine...

Sure we lost because of your cowardly tactics.
But let me remind you of the of the Second Northern War. Sure, you walked over the ice and made us give up a ton of land in Eastern Denmark (Bornholm and some of Norway) but then you came back and wanted all of Denmark?! NO. WAY. So we just fought you and our great friends in the Netherlands came over and helped fight you off and sure enough, we won and you assholes got what you deserved.
EDIT: By that I mean, your king got killed.