Falcao's AMA

[Falc]

Are you gay?
No
Why do you support Manchester United?
Greatest team on the planet
Do you think your hard as me?
I'll smash ya face in
Why do you have 10 year olds on instragram when your like 20?
I'm 19, I can't help if 10 year olds love me
Do you ever just look at your hours on FL and think what have I done with my life?
Everyday
Is it okay if I poke you?
No
You think your getting super admin?
How can I not
Why do you try look like me and be as cool as me?
I look at you and laugh, not try be as cool as you cause you ain't cool
If there was one thing you had to do before you died what would it be?
Make love to Cheryl Fernandez Versini on the Old Trafford football pitch before playing in a champions league final there for United the next day and then finding out Cheryl is pregnant
Do you like animals?
I love animals
Have you ever shit yourself?
Probably
What's your most embarrassing moment?
I went out on my 18th birthday and got so drunk that I woke up the next morning lying in a bed full of sick and piss, because I piss the bed when I get too drunk apparently. That's not my most embarrassing, but the others are too rude to put here.
What would you rate fearless out of 10?
Honestly, around a 7 as it is right now
Which admins do you get along with and what other do you not get along with?
I get a long with a few, I don't get a long with a few and that's life, I'm not in the team to be loved