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02-24-2015, 12:05 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:03 AM by Fearless Community.
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This is a rather lengthy woeful tale of an event which just recently happened. Not too exciting, but I need to rant.
tl:dr: little dragon, blocked entrance, me want shower, no can have shower because little dragon blocked entrance.
Picture this.
You've spent the past 2 hours in 'Bukit Shahbandar'. A 9 hill course whereby you're effectively hiking through jungle and rock for the sheer purpose of 'exercise'.
Now. You're coming home, ready to die in the heaven of a shower.
But, NO.
As you approach your gate, you notice your two dogs barking at a corner.
"great. A cat."
But no. As you look toward the area of interest, you see two F*CKING REPTILE EYES STARE BACK AT YOU.
What. The. Feck.
"DAAAAAAAAAAD!"
My hopes and dreams of a shower were shattered.
We had yet another MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON blocking the gate.
it was a monitor lizard/komodo dragon but STILL
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Now, you may wonder "it's just a lizard. It's not gonna kill you." "Like, we get bears and sh*t here." "yeah man, we got the snakes too."
My dear reader chum. When these guys bite, they bite BAD. The pictures may not quite show you the size (little bit preoccupied trying to not mauled), however it was a good 1.5m in length (4ft9 for all you 'Muricans)
I was locked outside, rather than in the safety of my own little bubble. LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT THANK YOU.
Out comes the phone, now on 14% and not connecting to WiFi. Whilst my dad calls the fire brigade, I pursue the challenge of getting my dogs to realise the focking hissing dragon with claws DOES NOT want to play.
As I corall them via the back gate into my neighbours' driveway, Oreo, the most stupid and determined of the two, decides to run back in via the whole in the fence.
"OREO! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE B!TCH"
*Interlude*
The firemen eventually turned up. Dogs barking madly from the safety of closed gates, and confused firemen asking what the issue was. The dispatcher hadn't told them.
F*ck.
After some confusion, they saw this motherfucking baby dragon slowly move its tail.
Thus began the process of securing, immobilising, and tying up the creature.
Here endeth the tale.
tl:dr: little dragon, blocked entrance, me want shower, no can have shower because little dragon blocked entrance.
Picture this.
You've spent the past 2 hours in 'Bukit Shahbandar'. A 9 hill course whereby you're effectively hiking through jungle and rock for the sheer purpose of 'exercise'.
Now. You're coming home, ready to die in the heaven of a shower.
But, NO.
As you approach your gate, you notice your two dogs barking at a corner.
"great. A cat."
But no. As you look toward the area of interest, you see two F*CKING REPTILE EYES STARE BACK AT YOU.
What. The. Feck.
"DAAAAAAAAAAD!"
My hopes and dreams of a shower were shattered.
We had yet another MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON blocking the gate.
it was a monitor lizard/komodo dragon but STILL
[Image: FD4w39w.jpg]
[Image: uzPE3ZR.jpg] [Image: VAIjH9n.jpg]
Now, you may wonder "it's just a lizard. It's not gonna kill you." "Like, we get bears and sh*t here." "yeah man, we got the snakes too."
My dear reader chum. When these guys bite, they bite BAD. The pictures may not quite show you the size (little bit preoccupied trying to not mauled), however it was a good 1.5m in length (4ft9 for all you 'Muricans)
I was locked outside, rather than in the safety of my own little bubble. LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT THANK YOU.
Out comes the phone, now on 14% and not connecting to WiFi. Whilst my dad calls the fire brigade, I pursue the challenge of getting my dogs to realise the focking hissing dragon with claws DOES NOT want to play.
As I corall them via the back gate into my neighbours' driveway, Oreo, the most stupid and determined of the two, decides to run back in via the whole in the fence.
"OREO! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE B!TCH"
*Interlude*
The firemen eventually turned up. Dogs barking madly from the safety of closed gates, and confused firemen asking what the issue was. The dispatcher hadn't told them.
F*ck.
After some confusion, they saw this motherfucking baby dragon slowly move its tail.
Thus began the process of securing, immobilising, and tying up the creature.
Here endeth the tale.
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