Video Game Diseases
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Disease name: Mojave Desert Syndrome
Symptoms: You say "patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" when someone approaches you. Nothing else.
Treatments: N/A

Disease name: Cheese Syndrome
Symptoms: You feel the unbearable urge to tell everyone you sometimes dream about cheese.
Treatments: Be killed by gas-mask-clad aliens with guns.

Disease name: Unnecessary Advice Syndrome
Symptoms: Constantly give advice that is either irrelevant to the current situation or has already been given. (example: telling you to reload when you're using a crowbar)
Treatments: N/A

Disease name: Captain Obvious Syndrome
Symptoms: Inexplicably state the obvious. (example: seeing a HUUUUGE airship crash and explode not so many yards away, then having an NPC say "DID YOU SEE THAT?")
Treatments: N/A
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Video Game Diseases - by croy10067 - 09-05-2011, 03:17 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by Luke - 09-05-2011, 03:43 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by Ms. Mudpie - 09-05-2011, 03:55 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by Strom - 09-05-2011, 04:06 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by croy10067 - 09-05-2011, 06:28 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by equal - 09-05-2011, 06:40 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by Whoop - 09-05-2011, 07:39 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by Sniperwolf - 09-12-2011, 03:39 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by $CRIM - 09-11-2011, 06:53 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by Dylanco1 - 09-11-2011, 08:17 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by The Painkiller - 09-11-2011, 08:26 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by Dylanco1 - 09-11-2011, 08:41 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by Faustie - 09-11-2011, 08:51 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by Ms. Mudpie - 09-12-2011, 02:49 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by AyenTanth - 09-12-2011, 06:35 PM
RE: Video Game Diseases - by croy10067 - 11-30-2011, 03:23 AM

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