09-05-2011, 03:55 PM
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Disease name: Mojave Desert Syndrome
Symptoms: You say "patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" when someone approaches you. Nothing else.
Treatments: N/A
Disease name: Cheese Syndrome
Symptoms: You feel the unbearable urge to tell everyone you sometimes dream about cheese.
Treatments: Be killed by gas-mask-clad aliens with guns.
Disease name: Unnecessary Advice Syndrome
Symptoms: Constantly give advice that is either irrelevant to the current situation or has already been given. (example: telling you to reload when you're using a crowbar)
Treatments: N/A
Disease name: Captain Obvious Syndrome
Symptoms: Inexplicably state the obvious. (example: seeing a HUUUUGE airship crash and explode not so many yards away, then having an NPC say "DID YOU SEE THAT?")
Treatments: N/A
Symptoms: You say "patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" when someone approaches you. Nothing else.
Treatments: N/A
Disease name: Cheese Syndrome
Symptoms: You feel the unbearable urge to tell everyone you sometimes dream about cheese.
Treatments: Be killed by gas-mask-clad aliens with guns.
Disease name: Unnecessary Advice Syndrome
Symptoms: Constantly give advice that is either irrelevant to the current situation or has already been given. (example: telling you to reload when you're using a crowbar)
Treatments: N/A
Disease name: Captain Obvious Syndrome
Symptoms: Inexplicably state the obvious. (example: seeing a HUUUUGE airship crash and explode not so many yards away, then having an NPC say "DID YOU SEE THAT?")
Treatments: N/A