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09-24-2013, 10:36 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:02 AM by Fearless Community.
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Jeremy made me laugh with that list of his.
To add to his list of the language I refer to as 'retardese' is the following.
''bear''=A lot of, or a statement to add emphasis (''I bear merckled that wasteman innit?'')
''merckled''=beaten, normally referencing a beating of the pugilistic or fisticuffs nature, can refer to a state of inebriation''
''wasteman''=a ne'er do well, somebody held to be in disrepute by those held to be in disrepute by society.
''rag''=an adjective used to describe sexual intercourse, (''i'd rag the sh** outta tha gash'')
''gash''=an objectifying word used to refer to a woman, to whom you are sexually attracted, or so inebriated you believe her to be of an attractive nature.
''sh**''=a word with multiple meanings, it can refer to feculent, or be used to add emphasis to a statement.
Please note using any of the above past the Watford gap, will lead to this response.
As we speak properly in the North (mostly) and don't pretend to be 50cent with tourettes.
Also note using any of the above in front of a police man, will not end well.
Furthermore if you visit Buckingham palace, or any area guarded by the household cavalry, do not torment them, this can lead to a good shoeing. As seen below.
So please don't torment them for our sake.
No offence intended just for jokes y'all
To add to his list of the language I refer to as 'retardese' is the following.
''bear''=A lot of, or a statement to add emphasis (''I bear merckled that wasteman innit?'')
''merckled''=beaten, normally referencing a beating of the pugilistic or fisticuffs nature, can refer to a state of inebriation''
''wasteman''=a ne'er do well, somebody held to be in disrepute by those held to be in disrepute by society.
''rag''=an adjective used to describe sexual intercourse, (''i'd rag the sh** outta tha gash'')
''gash''=an objectifying word used to refer to a woman, to whom you are sexually attracted, or so inebriated you believe her to be of an attractive nature.
''sh**''=a word with multiple meanings, it can refer to feculent, or be used to add emphasis to a statement.
Please note using any of the above past the Watford gap, will lead to this response.
As we speak properly in the North (mostly) and don't pretend to be 50cent with tourettes.
Spoiler: Northern reaction to wannabe gangstas
Also note using any of the above in front of a police man, will not end well.
Furthermore if you visit Buckingham palace, or any area guarded by the household cavalry, do not torment them, this can lead to a good shoeing. As seen below.
So please don't torment them for our sake.
No offence intended just for jokes y'all