My Mum/Mom Caught me...?

[Astrid]

Guess I have been caught for;

My mother found a cigar in my room when I was about 10-12 that I "smuggled" from Turkey, wasn't a small one either, but after my parents found it they just took it and never spoke to me about it.
Shoplifting.
Skipping school for about a year.
Breaking & Entering, the wall that my friend cut through had a alarm system, we just chilled inside f*cking around, he found a fire-extinguisher which we sprayed a room down with, was quite fun, too bad we needed to clean it up.
Shooting someone's eye out with a softgun, feels so embarrasing telling it because of all the warnings I got when I was a kid, "Dont shoot a eye out."
Stealing those hammers that hang on the side of the bus-wall.
Broke into a construction site and stole spray-cans, was right before my friend and I got caught by breaking into the huge tent.

I was a little brat back then, regret alot of stuff, my parents should have went freaking hard on me with a leather belt.
Dont remember much else.

You genuinely shot someone's eye out, really? Jesus christ, I've shot my friend in the eye with an airsoft gun, thought it was unloaded, too. Hurts...apparently. You were quite the Mafia of the playground, then?