My Mum/Mom Caught me...?

[Humla]

One time my mom "caught" me drunk, I think I was 16 years old. I was in a fight with a dude, beat the shit out of him and ran away, had the worst cardio and stopped and got sucker punched by the dudes friends who had chased me. It didnt hurt though and I kept walking after that. On my walk home my friend, who was as drunk as I was, called my house in the middle of the night saying that I was in a fight and he couldnt find me. When I opened the door my mother stood there and started yelling and at the same time my brother asked me who I was in a fight with and wanted to beat the shit out of people. Haha fun times.

And oh, I think my mom found my weed stash in my appartment when she cleaned my crib a couple of years ago. Not sure though but when I walked in she had my weed stash drawer open and it looked like she investigated it. When she saw me she closed the drawer and she has never mentioned it.